Great Cosmic Negro

The Great Cosmic Negro (GCN) is the black version of "The Man". While "The Man" is responsible for holding down and oppressing minorities, the GCN is responsible for the oppression of white people. He usually operated through liberal guilt, the "race card" or just bad luck.

I applied for the job but didn't get it because of some affirmative action clause. Looks like the Great Cosmic Negro is trying to keep me down.

by Angrier Monkey July 21, 2009

opportunity cost

The value of resources and time given up relative to the best alternative. Includes the estimation of time in process. If a economy is competitive, the opportunity cost is a good indicator of the price because any change in prices is a change in the opportunity cost, which means a change in the allocation of resources.

The opportunity cost of 9/11 was huge! Lives were lost, capital was destroyed, people got sick......so when 9/11 happened there was a change in the market prices which changed the allocation of resources.

by rodan118 February 9, 2010

Full Cosby

A bowel movement producing four turds of varying sizes plus a much smaller one designated as the "Rudy." As a group they resemble all five children on the hit NBC sitcom, "The Cosby Show."

Aw, man. There are only three big ones here plus the "Rudy," so I'm missing the "Sandra." I guess I didn't quite make the Full Cosby.

by Knucklehead Jones March 23, 2010

Cosmic String

Thin loops of ultra dense engery, far narrower than the nucleus of an atom but stretching across vast distances, left over from the Big Bang and acting as gravitational 'seeds' on which the galaxies grew.

A piece of cosmic string just a mile long would weigh as much as the Earth. A cosmic string that stretched right across the universe could be scrunched up into a ball smaller than a single atom, but would weigh as much as a supercluster of galaxies.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

cosmo

Fucked up magazine that encourages people to have promiscuous sex, despirte knowing its average reader is an 11 year old girl. See slut skank and sheep

Next month in Cosmo: Give great head to a guy who's too young to cum!

by Wyl January 3, 2004

Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

slang for a gigantic crap, comes from 3 brown-skinned TV families.

That wasn't just the Cosby kids I dropped off there, it was the Cosbys, Winslows, AND Jeffersons!

by Nick D April 3, 2003

Cosplay Crush

Someone you like because of the person they cosplay.

I have a cosplay crush on this guy because he dressed up as Link at a convention.

by thatcoolkidemil February 22, 2011