Lowell Connector

A type of facial hair growing from the side burns down along the jaw line and connecting to a mustache, but missing along the chin. This is named after the Lowell Connector a very annoying highway in Mass.

Nice lowell connector, douchebag.

by FaceFullOfFist November 10, 2006

connecticut

the best of the fifty states. we're the richest, the smartest, and we have the best location "between boston and new york."

even though there are some poor people hiding between the cracks of such rich towns as avon, westport, fairfield, and greenwich, whenever a connecticutian leaves the state they will be asked how rich they are.

a lot of new yorkers have second houses here. lots of famous people also have houses here, like 50 cent, paul newman, dave letterman, and whoopi goldberg.

everyone in connecticut pops their collar.

"where are you from?"

"connecticut"

"oh so you're rich right?"

".....yes."

by martha March 4, 2005

connex

slang for the word dealer, person you get your drugs or other substances from.

"dude, i cant find my connex number and im mad fiending too..."

"my connex came in short and only gave me 6g's

by mp. August 27, 2007

damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

Jennifer Connelly

The phenomenon where to similar items are placed back to back. It is usually used to bring a vivid and disturbing visual to mind.

This is a direct reference to the movie Requiem for a Dream.

Mike: I looked up the new Mac Book air today, they have a picture of 2 of them Jennifer Connelly'd
Steve: Aw dude, that’s so wrong...
Mike: I know, right?

by Gooncomander November 26, 2010

coiner

A whiny prepish person whom gripes and complains about not getting "banker" hours at work. One typically finds these individuals slothing about, attempting to grab the spotlight whenever possible

Stop being such a coiner about this, and do what you're told.

by Allan Riggleman June 23, 2008

Conner

A sex-hungry maniac who's ego is orders of magnitude larger than his dick. Most likely a future sex offender.

You're acting like a real Conner, Anon

by Bingbongdingdong August 22, 2017