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Illegitimate Arse Cancer

A silent fart so rancid it is worthy of being deemed illegal and punishable by expulsion from a room.
Dude, that is the worse case of illegitimate arse cancer I have ever smelt. Leave now.
by rudiruu August 8, 2009
mugGet the Illegitimate Arse Cancermug.

ovarian-cancered

Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.
by Catastophe Waitress September 6, 2005
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your face is cancer

An expression way to common than it needs to be. It is used by scrubs who think they're funny and cool. The manner in which the scrubs use it is supposed to mean "Your ugly and I'm better than you!" but instead has the reverse effect.
Bob: Jessica, your face is cancer!

Jessica: *Slaps Bob so hard in the face that he falls into another galaxy*
by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018
mugGet the your face is cancermug.

mad cow cancer

When someone is so stupid they sound like a cow with aids when they talk
The homeless man was trying to tell me that but he had mad cow cancer
by Invention20k May 14, 2015
mugGet the mad cow cancermug.

Stage 4 Cancer

Retarded Kid 1: I just cummed to the Chun-Li fortnite skin
Kid 2: What in the name of Stage 4 Cancer is this shit
Retarded Kid 1: *Slaps it out to Chun-Li again*
by Fortnite Rule 34 June 8, 2023
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Blue Comment Cancer

The type of commentor in under TikTok videos, who leave badly worded sentences with terrible grammar, that has something to do with the video, in order to get the Blue comment (Which is a comment you can click on to search for whatever the comment is saying)
*Under a TikTok video of a AI-read reddit story about a cheating wife*
Blue Comment Cancerer (The Commentor): "Cheating Wife Reddit Part 2"
*TikTok's algorithm makes the comment blue and clickable, and the Commentor gets likes and validation)
by AndreasTheGuy1 October 29, 2023
mugGet the Blue Comment Cancermug.

sense of humor cancer

The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.

Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."
by Android21A August 16, 2012
mugGet the sense of humor cancermug.

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