Skip to main content

Beyond Burger

by Chemix April 28, 2021
mugGet the Beyond Burger mug.

Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise
Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl
by Luciepoo March 12, 2022
mugGet the Cum burger mug.

Cum Burger

A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.
"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"

Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"
by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022
mugGet the Cum Burger mug.

The Turning Burger

The Turning Burger is a lesser known (yet undeniably effective) strategy for consuming burgers, sandwiches, and any other foods with the same basic property of multiple ingredients being loosely held together.

The leading heuristic for eating burgers in modern times involves approaching it from one side, and one side only. While this does grant the benefit of allowing one to "eat lazily", this crude and outdated procedure suffers from one major downfall.

Of course, this would be 'meat shift'. According to Urban Dictionary, 'meat shift' is defined as:

"a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients"

Recently, a breakthrough was made and an algorithm, The Turning Burger, has been proved to be optimal for burger consumption. The strategy involves 'turning' the burger slightly after each and every bite. This causes the ingredients to constantly shift towards the center, setting up the optimal last bite, packed full of all the ingredients the burger or sandwich has to offer.

Notes:
- theta, the amount one must 'turn' the burger varies depending on the amount of force the individual applies with each bite as well as the slipperiness of the ingredients at hand
Person 1: Oh no! My last bite from this burger is all bread!

Person 2: You haven't heard of The Turning Burger? My last bite includes all the ingredients you've always dreamed of!

Person 1: =(
by ChickenChomper November 6, 2012
mugGet the The Turning Burger mug.

his balls were bigger than his brain

This can be used to define times when a guy does something that requires a great deal of nerve and skill, but he is truly lacking in skill and ends up hurt, humiliated, and/or dead. Alcohol is considered the main accelerant to this condition.
Roz looked down from the 58 foot cliff that overlooked the shallow, rock-filled lagoon. While diving to his imminent death, he knew that his balls were bigger than his brain.
by von groovy September 6, 2017
mugGet the his balls were bigger than his brain mug.

bricked up & bugged out

A specific state of enlightenment in which an individual experiences both a sustaining, unrelenting erection and a crippling, yet strangely fulfilling, mind state-altering prolapse. Arguably the most taboo 'enlightening' experience, many who survive liken it to imbibing ayahuasca and subsequently conquering one's inner psyche.
Jack: "Bro! I heard you landed yourself in the E.R.! I thought I'd come by and check it out dude!"

Chad: "Firstly, Jack, I would like to extend my gratitude to you for travelling so far for me - a mere friend. I will never forget this kindness and I appreciate it greatly."

Jack: "What did you say - uh the f**k bro? Did those white coats mess with your head?" *begins to stand up, angrily*

Chad: "Jack, sit please. I was bricked up & bugged out yesterday - I saw my past, my present, and my future. My selves saw one another and in an instant we were one - me, Chad. I am both the man you knew and the man you will know."

Jack: "Bro, f**k that. You're crazy."
by khaoti June 23, 2022
mugGet the bricked up & bugged out mug.

buggered

Northern English word, to be totally knackered/tired
I'm buggered after all that shagging.
I can't be bugggered to move.
by Caroline May 10, 2003
mugGet the buggered mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email