BOOF-N-SPOOF!!

Simply when one consumes a HOT-RAIL up the shithole instead of the sniff hole. (HOT-RAIL BEING METHAMPHETAMEENS thru a hot glass tube)

Bro 1: Yo dood! You ever done a BOOF-N-SPOOF!!!!????

Bro 2: Naw man whats that?

Bro 1: Dood! Its a hot rail throuu the butt yo! GETS YOU SO GEEKED AND TWEEKED!

Bro 2: Man! Sounds METHED UP!(spoken with happy excited energetic laughter) I can't wait to try it!

by Kevin MF DANGER! March 29, 2022

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Boof the Booch

When a person puts a bottle of Kombucha up their ass.

Cody and Fletcher died last weekend when they tried to boof the booch. Unfortunately the Kombucha was rancid and contained Norovirus.

by Wxllco July 16, 2022

Boof dinger

Placing drugs on your penis and having anal sex for quicker absorption of the drugs, as in boofing and dick dingers.

Do you have the lube and coke? I'm ready for a boof dinger.

by Boofdingin January 13, 2024

Boof skank

Disgustingly ugly, both visually and in personality.

“Yo!! Do you see that girl that looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down? Yeah. She’s boof skank ugly!”

by Boof Skank Master July 10, 2024

Boof Queef

Smoking weed through your vagina, then pushing the smoke out by queefing.

Jane: I tried to boof queef today. Got me hella high but burnt my lips.
John: What the fuck

by chickfilamastar August 15, 2024

Boof da Burger

is where your significant other shoves a burger up your ass. Sometimes eating it. Most of the time it will be a hamburger considering the cheese might melt and be a bigger mess you dont want in your anus!

“babe you wanna boof da burger”

“ only if you save me some this time”

by SpookyDaCracker April 19, 2024