backseat splash and dash

Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.

Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”

by MilSaint May 3, 2018

Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018

backsiding

Someone who is being an asshole.

Why are you backsiding on me?

by MacPappy May 21, 2018

backseat skiier

When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.

Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!

They’re probably doing the backseat skiier

by Backseatskiier123567 June 1, 2018

Backsplash

When you put your dick right next to her asshole causing the cum to splash everywhere.

You cannot believe the cleanup I had to do after I backsplashed this girl last night.

by honeybuns2 June 7, 2018

Backsfull

When you have carried so many people you can no longer support your back.

Jeremy carried so many people he was Backsfull.

by Backsfull June 12, 2018

Backspeak

Making fun of a person indirectly for an insecurity directly to their face with literary skills and generally going over thier head with a story about some random comically named person. The story usually parallels the person being made fun of, the more people being in on it the better, or worse if you are said victim. Generally works on the uneducated, potheads, or any mind susceptible to gullibility.

"So what do you do for a living?"
*backspeak*"I care for autistic orphans"
"Really?"
*backspeak* "Yeah, they don't know how to take a hint, it's as if my efforts to get them to stop talking to me are received by autistic ears."
"They're autistic?!"

by Plantibuns June 17, 2018