blister man

i fucking retard. who picks this name on fortnite you dumb fuck.

blister man is a fucking bum boo

by javon smith June 17, 2023

chicken baster

A gay term for a man who likes to cum on or in a younger gay male chicken or twink. Similar to chicken hawk.

Bill fucked 4 twinks this week. He's a real chicken baster.

by Papabearak January 11, 2008

Texas Blister

Blistering of the penis resulting from excessive masturbation.

I've been jacking off so much that I'm getting a Texas blister. I'm so hardcore though that my hand is also starting to blister.

by Say no to Texas Blister December 7, 2012

A baster

A dude whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind !

by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013

bleacher blister

An ass sore you get from luxury seating at your local high school football field or public ball park field, usually caused by long term sitting on metal or aluminum type seating.

Jimmy: Jesus Christ Mark, I've been sitting here for over 4 hours and this fucking game is still not over!

Dave: Yeah tell me about it, i'm going to have a softball size Bleacher Blister by this time tomorrow on my ass cheek!

by Junior Samples the Sixth December 16, 2014

PENIS BLISTER

A large sack of fluid beneath the skin on the penis. Usually resulting from large amounts of friction with wood, metal, bone, or calloused hands.

I popped my penis blisters, and they are definitely infected.

by Whitesugar50 January 26, 2018

Sea basterd

A sea like basterd

You sea basterd

by BigIanDries June 1, 2018