Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood May 13, 2005

limey bastard

A stuck up resident of the sewer known as England who lack any sense of humor and take themselves as seriously as the French when an American decides to make fun of them. usually caused by their lack of sunlight and tasteless, nauseating diet.

Fuck off if you cant take a joke, you miserable snaggletoothed limey bastard.

by The Elf July 11, 2006

communist bastard

1. the highest level of communist loserness
2. communist who doesn't know who their father is

Die you communist bastard!

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

bible basher

some one who has an obsession for the bible.

also wanting to relese their fluid into the holy book,

jonny: this is some good bible bashing!!
ryan: hellz yer,you bible basher!
jonny:wag1
ryan:poonanny man!

by wag1rudeboi August 8, 2009

bum basher

1. A person who has had bum sex.
2. Can also be used as verb e.g. Bum bashing, bum bashed

1. GUY 1: 'Yeah, old jimmy's now a bum basher.'
GUY 2: 'Really? With his Girlfriend?'
GUY 1: 'No, with some guy out of that gaybar.'

2. GUY 1: 'Wheres Dave?'
GUY 2: 'Oh... He's upstairs bum bashing his chick'

by G[dot] March 22, 2008

spherical bastard

History: Often attributed to the eccentric Swiss Astronomer Fritz Zwicky, who used it to refer to fellow astronomers at the Mt. Wilson Observatory as Spherical Bastards. "Because", in his words, "they were bastards, when looked at from any side".

Your bastardness is as as the planets you flap about, spherical. You're a spherical bastard.

by derelictus May 31, 2010

Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex

Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole

by Bob December 13, 2003