A Jihoon

A Jihoon is a person who loves to watch hentai. So much so they will probably even watch it during class or lectures.

Damn is that guy watching hentai in class? What a Jihoon*headshake *

by indigojarl December 5, 2019

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011

Claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.

Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."

by Dean Houser December 9, 2008

look for a job

what you do when your loser husband deserts you and your children.

My worthless husband took off so now i have to "look for a job".

by TattoodMom September 29, 2008

Pulling a Jon and Kate Plus 8

Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.

My man JG was totally pulling a Jon and Kate plus 8 this weekend in Atlantic City.

by Ya Boy BG May 6, 2009

naked as a jaybird

completely nude, entirely naked, totally unclothed

That kid was naked as a jaybird. What the fuck was he up to?

by Light Joker July 7, 2007

A Justin Barbu

When someone sends nudes to a person who is a minimum of 2 years younger than them

Ha that guy pulled a Justin Barbu on that 1st year

by Themanunderthetoll March 9, 2017