dog

A domesticated descendant of wolves, primarily used to be really really cute.

Holy shit you have a dog please can I pet it.

by fruitylittleonecutie September 18, 2025

dog

a dog is one who is the player, the biggest , & the slimest ; also known as zari

Zari is a dog with these niggas

by zari b April 7, 2026

dog

a dog is one who is the player, the biggest , & the slimest ; also known as zari

Zari is a dog with these niggas

by zari b April 7, 2026

Dog Comet

When a dog, eh, cleans up after himself on a carpet by scooting around with it's butt dragging.
What is left behind is called a "Dog Comet."

Exponentially worse with larger dogs.

"I don't know what my dog ate but he's leaving dog comets all over the house."

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky August 21, 2013

Dog Dynasty

The world-renowned 5-star Chinese restaurant founded by Daimo.

“Wanna head over to Dog Dynasty after school?”
“Yes, I’ve been yearning to eat there!”

by cringe terminator July 28, 2019

Dog Dumpling

The most recommended, delicious, mouth-watering dish in Dog Dynasty. It is filled with dog meat and the dough is seasoned with dog urine.

"I love this dog dumpling so much!"
"I want to fuck a dog now."

by cringe terminator August 1, 2019

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018