Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
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Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
A saying commonly used in New Zealand to express disappointment in somebody, it can also be used whenever someone lets you down so massively, you want to let them know how much they fucked up using just two words.
by Jackamamie October 21, 2022
A Friday evening, usually following a particularly trying week, marked by excessive drinking, questionable decision-making, the inability to recall said drinking or decision making, and other generally poor behavior.
by grumpalicious August 19, 2011
A code phrase used to describe the presence of a girl that has sex with guys in order to get pregnant and collect child support for the next eighteen years. Can also describe a situation where a guy has potentially impregnated one of these girls.
Code one eight, man. Jessica thinks she’s pregnant and she says she doesn’t want anything to do with me.
by Silverslash January 19, 2019