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Swag Bag

Slang for your nuts.
Aye yo suck on my swag bags bitch.
by swaglazega November 9, 2019
mugGet the Swag Bagmug.

Hot Cheese Garbage Bag

Wow you're looking very hot cheese garbage bag today, you must be named Willow!
by ILOVEBIGBOYS696969696969696969 October 30, 2019
mugGet the Hot Cheese Garbage Bagmug.

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
mugGet the empty carrots-bag on a stickmug.

shady bag

the bag that heroin users keep all there heroin tools in.
go grab the shady bag. i need my set and spoon.
by aw1322 February 9, 2010
mugGet the shady bagmug.

Bag A Bitch

A women who has a nice body but is ugly in the face
“Ella has a fat ass

“yeah she does but she’s ugly asf, just Bag A Bitch
by clitqueens April 5, 2023
mugGet the Bag A Bitchmug.

bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips
Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*
by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017
mugGet the bag o' beetusmug.

Bag Waffle

Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.
"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"
by bigdolla98 April 16, 2020
mugGet the Bag Wafflemug.

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