It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

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let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!

I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020

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Getting chaat

Chaat is an Indian snack that can be eaten in 5 mins.
Indian boys will suggest ‘getting chaat’ as a date idea to appear super chill and casual to their desired partner.
The hope is to hide their nervousness because they are already imagining a life together and having their date’s future babies.

Rohan suggested that he and Sheila should spend the next afternoon getting chaat.
Sheila refused because she did not want so much to do with Rohan. She offered him a rub and tug as a fair compromise. Everyone wins.

by IndianNympho69 January 12, 2020

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