cuntomer 

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!

Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer

cuntomer by Azzylum July 22, 2008

Cuntimus Prime 

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.

fuck you cuntimus prime

Cuntimus Prime by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009

cuntiglycemia 

Describes a condition when low blood sugar or hypoglycemia causes a person to become cuntlike.

My girlfriend was being a real bitch, then I realized she had cuntiglycemia so I gave her a soda and she was fine.

cuntiglycemia by rrrickj August 27, 2009

Cuntary

the art of being a total Cunt, acting or looking like a Cunt, saying things that make it obvious you are in fact a Cunt,

anything Cuntish like:

doesn't matter what you win, we'll always have "istory" this is Cuntary

Cuntary by chipthechap December 12, 2009

Cuntzinger 

A tool used to zing a cunt and cause extreme pleasure via the clitoris

Omg he is so hot, he is like a living cuntzinger!

Cuntzinger by Smizzlemimps February 26, 2011

Cuntmare

Similar to a cunt-terror, this term refers to a situation or actual dream involving castastrophic levels of cunt-riddled happenings, of varying flavors. Typically entails damaged cars, the mall or some type of shoe sale, and loud/shrill brainless conversations, void of any intellect whatsoever. It can also refer to a location that tends to be an epicenter of frazzled snatch such as a shoe warehouse during a sale.

Dude, I just had the biggest cuntmare ever. I ran out of gas and my car coasted into the parking lot of the DSW Shoe Warehouse, during a sale, and 5 Lexus SUVs with bitches on their phones, slammed into my car. I felt better when the one bitch's Lexus caught fire and she went up in flames but then her 8 cans of hairspray must have exploded and the fireball caught my car on fire too. I'm so glad I woke up!!!!

Cuntmare by Masta Z August 20, 2013

cuntwindow 

A window that really fucking pisses you off just because it's a window. Often used to describe a cunt-like window or a person or thing which annoys you just as much as a shitty window.

Tom: Hey mark, that Bill guy really is a cuntwindow!
Justin: I know right! Now he is a real cuntwindow if ever I've seen a cuntwindow.

cuntwindow by P.Montgomery January 19, 2019