cold cocked in the face

1.getting hit in the face by a cold cock.
2.being hit so hard in the face you are knocked out instantly
3. a term used when you want your friend to shut up

stephanie: do you want to get cold cocked in the face?
shannon: no... i dont.
stephanie: then shut up!

by Shannonn♥ May 3, 2009

Cock-sack combo

when you wrap your nuts around your dick and stick it in a vagina or mouth.

Laci ordered up my cock-sack combo last night so i delivered that shit to her

by Erica Wogomon February 22, 2008

bleeding cock slap

To slap another person in the face with your bleeding penis
or
to shout it at someone before hitting them in the face with something

kerrr powwww Bleeding Cock slap!!!!!

by Daso June 11, 2006

cleveland corn on the cock

you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob

so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.

by purple people eater July 3, 2008

Cock meat sandwich

The exact meal that is given out at Guantanamo Bay in the second Harold & Kumar movie.

Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.

by Anonymous reality June 10, 2015

Cock and Ball Torture

Salvation

Give me that sweet sweet Cock and Ball Torture

by stupid...stupiid August 2, 2019

Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

by NoxMelo April 11, 2020