Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

by goat your friend June 23, 2016

Cunting Off

Exiting stage left like a cunt. As per Boris Johnson from the Tory Party leadership campaign or the England football team from Euro 2016.

I'm cunting off here, just like Boris.

by DRSR3V July 1, 2016

Gun off

Another term for blowjob. Also called gat off.

That bitch gave me a gun off. She gatted my boy. She gunned my boy. Then i realized SHE was a HE. Whoops! Now i am confused and not sure who I am. I am en route to Sri Lanka or Dubai or the swiss alps in search of the dali llama to figure out the meaning of life and who I am. Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I ask myself. Is life worth living, should I blast myself?

by Mul hester August 26, 2016

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.

Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"

by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016

Work off

To cause someone or something to go away throught effort and trying.

Those dogs wanted so munch food so I gave them some meat to work off.

by BlackPohatu October 7, 2016