chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

Flying suck off my ass

When one gay male wants to have his Anus stimulated by another male.

Adam said " Trent take a flying suck off my ass"

by the badass of all badass. October 2, 2016

Work off

To cause someone or something to go away throught effort and trying.

Those dogs wanted so munch food so I gave them some meat to work off.

by BlackPohatu October 7, 2016

jack off jizz motion

the sarcastic, commmonly known as seagulling, motion when you dgaf about what someone just said

or the motion you do behind someone's back when you dgaf about what someone said

used as an acronym in facebook post etc to show your distaste

He told her to get in the kitchen and make him a sandwich. When he turned around she made the jack off jizz motion and told him to make his own fucking sandwich

my boss told me to come in on saturday JOJM

by wabiisabii October 23, 2016

payin' off

A term used by southern African Americans to describe something that smells bad.

The sh*t man came to the house the other day to clean the septic tank and when he opened the top, whew! That thang was payin' off!

by southern.belle.nc October 31, 2015

jodding off

Wanking, masterbating

her mum caught her jodding off

by Jodder November 10, 2015