Cheesy Boner

A person who knowingly procrastinates even though something has to be taken care of within an allotment of time and then pushes the responsibility of the task onto someone else, making them a cheesy boner.

Bill was a cheesy boner and made Tom complete all of the work to make sure the project was done on time.

by Fireman 28 September 18, 2014

data boner

Getting sexually excited while data mining and finding a new trend in data that was previously unknown

These new flow charts are giving me a raging data boner.

Did you see the curves of those ROI charts? They gave me a data boner.

by archwolf September 24, 2014

Roller Boner

When you are on a roller coaster and your adrenaline gets pumping then you get a boner

While I was at Canada's Wonderland i was on a roller coaster and i got a roller boner

by BobitaLovesBob April 30, 2015

oily bones

When your easily irritated; easy to pick on

Man, shut up with your oily bones!

by cuzican16 May 18, 2015

Bikini Boner

When a women is wearing a bikini top and you can see her nipping through the bikini.

"Must be cold in the water because that milf has a bikini boner!"

by cwright9 August 30, 2015

human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.

"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"

by humanboner November 14, 2015

sweet boners dude

Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.

I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!

by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015