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cuntington

"Look, there goes a fucking cuntington, his mum is loaded son!"
by Shayson May 23, 2007
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cuntomer

Annoying species of human often found lurking in shops and restaurants. A cross between a cunt and a customer. Can usually be identified by the upturned nose and asking of stupid questions/stating the obvious!
Aha, the shop's quiet I can have a cigarette. Oh balls, here comes another cuntomer
by Azzylum July 22, 2008
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Cuntimus Prime

one who is being a complete douche and or asshole, while devoid of emotion.
fuck you cuntimus prime
by vagina-tron3000 August 2, 2009
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cuntiglycemia

Describes a condition when low blood sugar or hypoglycemia causes a person to become cuntlike.
My girlfriend was being a real bitch, then I realized she had cuntiglycemia so I gave her a soda and she was fine.
by rrrickj August 27, 2009
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Cuntary

the art of being a total Cunt, acting or looking like a Cunt, saying things that make it obvious you are in fact a Cunt,
anything Cuntish like:

doesn't matter what you win, we'll always have "istory" this is Cuntary
by chipthechap December 12, 2009
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Cuntzinger

A tool used to zing a cunt and cause extreme pleasure via the clitoris
Omg he is so hot, he is like a living cuntzinger!
by Smizzlemimps February 26, 2011
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Cuntmare

Similar to a cunt-terror, this term refers to a situation or actual dream involving castastrophic levels of cunt-riddled happenings, of varying flavors. Typically entails damaged cars, the mall or some type of shoe sale, and loud/shrill brainless conversations, void of any intellect whatsoever. It can also refer to a location that tends to be an epicenter of frazzled snatch such as a shoe warehouse during a sale.
Dude, I just had the biggest cuntmare ever. I ran out of gas and my car coasted into the parking lot of the DSW Shoe Warehouse, during a sale, and 5 Lexus SUVs with bitches on their phones, slammed into my car. I felt better when the one bitch's Lexus caught fire and she went up in flames but then her 8 cans of hairspray must have exploded and the fireball caught my car on fire too. I'm so glad I woke up!!!!
by Masta Z August 20, 2013
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