Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

hovis one

A hovis one is a girl with the maddest softest back. hovis implies that the back is soft like a hovis loaf of bread.

Yo look over there that gyals got back do you think she's a hovis one?

by J1_6 February 4, 2024

dva one trick

A title held but only the Sexiest of human beings, a DVa one trick holds the upmost dedication to their role as tank and have transcended the veil between the earth and heaven.

“Joeys a Dva One Trick, it’s only rational that we submit to his very being”

by Onetrick Dva🦋 February 6, 2024

One eyed goo cannon

The male penis, a man's sexual organ.

I walked in the bedroom and Travis was yanking hie one eyed goo cannon.

by Daddy Norm February 7, 2024

One World Trade Center

June 24, 2027, time for the seaqual

“Terrorist” 1: You know the plan we had for the One World Trade Center?

“Terrorist” 2: Yup, I’m ready.

by HelpImHavingAStroke February 9, 2024

One-sided coin fallacy

One-sided coin fallacy occurs when a person only looks at one side of things, hence ¨one-sided coin fallacy¨. It occurs when someone argues that an action can exist while being completely oblivious that said action must have an opposite reaction.

Person A: Why are governments so stupid man? They can just raise the minimum wage to get rid of poverty.

Person B: Lol, that´s a one-sided coin fallacy. You can´t only look at the minimum wage going up, you also need to realize that companies paying more on wages will just make all their products more expensive.

by @Junes December 4, 2022

Quiet one

Smoke as much weed as the body can handle

What’s the plan for this arvo brother? Tidy up the house and have a quiet one

by Sirrrrrrre December 6, 2022