Dan Gettery

(1) An evolved form of the phrase "Dang it". Can be used when dealing with elderly people, although it can be mis-heard as "Damn Jittery", but you can easily avoid this mis-step by assuring them that "Dan Gettery" was a famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian;(2) A famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian

Ex 1: Ah Dan Gettery!!!

Ex 2:
Me: Ah Dan Gettery!!!

Elderly Figure: What did you just say boy??

Me: Oh, Dan Gettery, he is a famous nineteenth century Dutch Historian, we learned about him today in school.

Elderly Figure: Oh, what a fine young whiper-snapper you are, here is a lollipop.

Dan Gettery by The Dan Gettery Fan Club January 14, 2009

she knows where her shit gets buttered

Referring to a female, or occasionally male, who knows where to go for the best deal, opportunity, lifestyle, and does so.

"I kicked her out and she went crawling back to you - she knows where her shit gets buttered!"

she knows where her shit gets buttered by Slic Ric September 10, 2013

getting zuckered 

The experience of giving up your private and personally identifiable information, preferences, and media, all for the questionable trade-off of being allowed to join Facebook. (Facebook is owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who is quoted below…)

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
(Redacted Friend's Name): What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.

(Early example of "getting zuckered", quoted from a recently uncovered '04 IM)

getting zuckered by aboynamedpseu July 28, 2010

Getsuga Tensho 

A technique used by Ichigo Kurosaki in the popular anime,"Bleach",by utilizing all his extra spirit energy and condensing it into a blast.

"Getsuga Tensho!! -fires off huge blast of spirit energy-"

Getsuga Tensho by bbeael49 October 19, 2011

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

getting a toaster oven 

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.

Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!

getting a toaster oven by stonebutchclues June 24, 2017

Getting shit on 

When you be playing a game and get totally destroyed by a someone or a try hard a lot of times

Stop getting shit on!

Getting shit on by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021