Tiger Woods

Verb: To take a pee while sporting a hard on.

Derived from the act of evenly spreading ones feet and leaning forward to ensure accuracy and power.

Also, name references to the condition commonly known as morning wood.

Holy crap, this morning I woke up with such a rager, that I had to pull a Tiger Woods in order to keep from hitting the wall!

by Curousgeorge January 19, 2009

tiger woods

penial erection of the large carnivorous feline mammal (Panthera tigris)

that hot chick sure have my tiger woods standing

by maetel June 8, 2003

Woog

the upper arm fat that hangs down, and makes a jiggily motion when an overweight person waves at you.

"That girl does not need to wear a tanktop, her WOOG is hanging out."

by Matt Thompson September 8, 2006

Tiger Woods

the one cool black kid at chs, who amazingly resembles tiger woods

you guys seen Tiger around the halls of CHS? damn, its must've been an optikal illusion!

by sunnabitch February 15, 2005

woodsballer14

someone on Pbnation.

"woodsballer14 is very cool"

by nate March 5, 2005

woodshed

the house that fights back

Let's go play darts at the woodshed

by zoogy May 13, 2005

woog

The magical nectar excreted from a mans wank into his hoe's mouth, where it belongs.

Dude, ur woogin' all over my clown shoes b!tch!

by Michael Swain April 22, 2003