wonkylicious

buggy, messed up, not behaving as it should behave

I wanted to go shopping, but my car was acting in a wonkylicious mood and wouldn't start.

by CAYogagirl November 5, 2011

wonkout

(noun)

1. a bug in code during development of an application

2. to malfunction or break

3. to not function properly or function imperfectly

There was a wonkout while testing the application where a field would not retain the data.

by Buck the Establishment June 13, 2012

Wookalarg

Half man half pig that comes out of the water and will suck your ears right our of your head. and your brain right out of your nose! be care full of the wookalarg your only safe if your wearing your beer goggles!

Hey mat, better hurry up and get your beer goggles on before the wookalarg gets ya!!

by Juicy jaii December 22, 2012

Wonky

The after feeling one gets after smoking weed. It is essentially a high hangover.

This weed will have me feeling wonky for days.

by Lilpistolstarter August 25, 2013

wonky

Extremely drunk

Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?

by Grottyface November 11, 2014

Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".

Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!

by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

by Dav131 December 2, 2014