Discord Kitty

Meow Meow. Its a discord kitty

You know your discord kitty is probably an undercover FBI agent?

by JohnPoppes February 21, 2023

Discord

A website used for text conversations as well as the festive breeding ground of horny pedophiles.

Bro lets hop on a discord call later.

by massivefuckinganimetitties February 22, 2023

Discord

1. practically chaos, opposite of order, harmony, peace and all that good shit.
2. The app for incels. Get ready to get hit on by people of all sorts who may think you have even a *hint* of femininity. Oh yeah, and a bunch of toxicity which you'll disregard because freaking out about it is normie shit.

Jake: Dudeee, so I, like, got Discord yesterday.
Quinn: Why...did you do that?
Jake: ...What?
Quinn: *pats Jake on the shoulder* My condolences.

by Where'd mah dad go? October 9, 2023

discord mod

Someone who has never faced daylight or eaten a salad

this species of man has never went out because someone posted a picture in the #general chat

Person 1: Bro this guy is literally a discord mod
Person 2 : I bet he is the same weight as lizzo

by genn-z October 9, 2023

Discord Mod

A fat lazy chronically online person, the insult was named after people who moderate servers on Discord because some of them actually stay on 24/7 to moderate their server and never go outside

John: Why is Micah so lazy
Arthur: Because he is a fat ass Discord Mod

by buttfart33 October 19, 2023

Discord

Discord, also known as Pedo-ville is a social media platform that is absolute heaven for 58-year-old neckbeards named Theodore who never touch grass and are addicted to League of Legends.

*Discord dms*
Theodore: hey there, M58 wbu?
random kid: F16, sorry
Theodore: EVEN BETTER!!!
random kid: (kinda scared)
Theodore: Send me your address
random kid: uhh ok CENSORED

Theodore: (I am 100 meters away from your location and approaching rapidly)

by goofy ahh skibidi ohio rizz October 30, 2023

Cupid from discord

Holds the world record for the smallest pp in the world

Cupid from discord: my pp is so big
Ace from discord: no it’s so small you can’t even see it under a microscope

by Autismdazai November 12, 2023