Owens comin' up
by Owenskid October 07, 2022
a person who has a huge penis
by bigbrownlegs17 August 26, 2020
Owen is a slightly disturbing, but great friend. He may think so, but no girl is out of his league(they might be out of his peripheral vision though). He will cross his legs, put his hands on his chin, elbow on the table, and say "so tell me all about the gossip." He gives you advice(some of it isn't applicable but still appreciate the gesture)on your boyfriend, your friends, and just life. He's really cool and one of the funniest guys you'll know. His jokes may be a bit...intense but he's hilarious once you get to know him.
Person 1: Oh my God, how dare that guy make a joke that racist!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!
by RoxanneRitch February 23, 2023
95% of the time is a rapist. The owen i know has recently had some struggles so he takes his anger out on young innocent women.
Owen: *forces himself on an extremely ugly female such as katie rogan*
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.
Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.
Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.
by the craccen November 06, 2019
Dumb ass faggot who no one is friends with. He is ugly and will never get a girl also acts like he is black but is the whitest kid ever born. Also says he has a dick but actually has a coochie
by PonocoMoco November 10, 2019
by Bellabellabean March 02, 2020