Person 1: I'm going to Scotland tomorrow.
Person 2: Dude weren't you in France last summer
Person 1: yes and I'm going to Africa next year
Person 2: that's so wadge

Person 1: what part of the world would flying purple people eaters live?
person 2: I don't know, let's ask Johnny, he's pretty wadge.

wadge by cestrie April 4, 2013

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Wide Ride

A woman with a wide set vagina.

You wouldn't want to get it one with her, she's a wide ride.

Wide Ride by Cynthia Mathew August 14, 2017

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The Triple Wide

Taking its name from the Umphrey's McGee song of the same name, The Triple Wide can be just about anything but can usually be categorized in one of two ways.

1. The act of setting up three shots and doing them all in a row, one after the other. The idea is to do three consecutively without stopping and without chasing in-between. For best results have three people partaking at once.

2. Anything to do with drugs in multiples of three. For example, having three bowls being passed in a circle, doing three hits of acid at once or doing three lines of molly at a time.

Dude 1: "Alright, time for some shots."

Dude 2: "Don't a pussy dude, go for the Triple Wide!"

Dude 3: "Yeah dude, here I just poured you two more shots."

Dude 1: "Fuck yeah, I did the Triple Wide, damn, I'm fucked."

The Triple Wide by Deadhead Don November 3, 2011

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