Definitions by buster7

world wide widow 

The wife or girlfriend of a guy who spends all his time on the internet instead of talking, watching TV, shopping or getting naked with her.

"Now that Tucker started that blog, poor Faye is a world wide widow."

world wide widow by buster7 June 7, 2007

victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.

"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!

victory crap by buster7 March 10, 2007