Weenis

A limp dong resting on a girls face or cheek. deenis, deen, dunkis, spoinkis, queenis, deenie

"Check out that weenis, its totally at rest on that broad's cheek!"

"Oh lemmie rest my ween here on your cheek woman!"

by Kennyd333 December 29, 2004

Weenus

A cross between a a wussy and a penis. Gay guys who still are gender confused.

"I hate it when he prances around like such a damn weenus!"

by CJ5GUY May 4, 2006

weenis

well, i gather that this means different things in other countries, but here in New Zealand, a weenis is the ladys equivilant of a penis.

my weenis is excited!

by Aya McCabre May 15, 2006

Wednesday

A teaching day in the middle of the week designed by universities to ruin both weekends for academics.

Academic wife: Hey honey, come watch "Homes Under the Hammer" with me!"

University Academic: I can't babe, you'll have to Sky+ it. I gotta go to the campus, it's Wednesday

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

Contra Weener

the weener times weener weener.
Also may suggest the castration of a person.

Hey man,stop contra weenering me!
-or-
She's so busting my balls man..I feel like a contra-weener

by ThePhDMan November 20, 2010

Ass Wednesday

Ass Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday, a Christian and Orthodox holiday marking the beginning of Lent, also falls on the same day as Valentines Day, February 14th.

Jimbo: "Bro you got any plans for Ass Wednesday?"
Cree: "Yeah man my girls coming over after mass, gonna smash."

by broskihoeski February 15, 2018

Whiteout Wednesday

A day every week in which White supremacists all around the world get to celebrate their beliefs by posting a white sqaure on social media.

tom: hey bob look what shakira just posted on her story
bob: why she posting a black square for?
everyone knows its whiteout wednesday!

by Racist AF July 25, 2021