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jargon and waffle

Your statement/letter is too full of jargon and waffle, and includes paragraphs on irrelevant points
by Topaze November 30, 2013
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pure waffle

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle
by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023
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Waffle drop

It's the custy nasty crust the come off of a blue waffle. (search google images for best result of blue waffle)
Courtney Jones just licked a waffle drop off the sidewalk
by wilkie99 May 12, 2015
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waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.
I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.
by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013
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waffle brain

Somebody who is over educated and thinks they know everything all of their knowledge has come from books but they have never had a real life hands on experience with any of their preaching so in reality they don't really know jack shit about anything and they might as well be mentally handicapped
Dude our foreman on this job doesn't know Jack shit about anything what a f****** waffle brain he better go sit his ivy school ass down in his air conditioning Job trailer before he fucks this whole project up
by MyBallzizHot August 22, 2020
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Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's
Lord Waffle is lit and cool.
by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018
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Medium Waffle

Gf: hey wanna fuck?
Me: medium waffle.

Gf : we’re done.
by crowberries April 21, 2018
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