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virgin mattress

1. A brand-new bed, unsoiled by you, whoever might have owned it first, and anyone who may have previously "visited" it.
2. What you need to purchase if your bed is older than you are.
Yeah, I think it's time for a virgin mattress.
by lander88 November 9, 2010
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virgin jizzbomb

Virgin Jizzbomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of:
1 part Jagermeister
3 part Gatorade Fruit Punch
1 or 2 Ice Cubes
Topped with Whipped Cream

A Virgin Jizzbomb without the Whipped Cream is referred to as a Virgin With a Condom

It is named a Virgin Jizzbomb because it resembles the bloody, jizzy aftermath of virgin sex

Use this on the ladies to have your own Virgin Jizzbomb.
Hey, we should have Virgin Jizzbombs!
by jawns1112 June 25, 2009
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mouth virginity

OMG, that PB&J totally took my mouth virginity!
by iggy azalea November 4, 2015
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Virgin Cleaver

A euphemism for one's penis, equating it with a sword.
"My Virgin Cleaver glows blue when Orcish prostitutes are near."
by DepthsofMordor December 2, 2009
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erstwhile virgin

One who has had some but very little sexual contact with another person. Coined by F. C. Ware.
Yeah, some girl gave him some head when he was in college, but he's been living with his mother for the last 15 years. He's not really a virgin, but he's an erstwhile virgin.
by Andrew July 14, 2004
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Virgin Talent

A talent or skill which is likely to make anyone who possesses it a lifelong virgin.
"That guy speaks Klingon... What a virgin talent."
by Ian Montgomery July 16, 2008
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Virgin Media'd

#1 your internet getting capped even without a fair use policy due to actually using your connection
#2 to experience lag, disconnects and or packet loss while using the internet
Christoph: WTF is this lag?!?!?! omfg gonna kill myself
Rhino: rofl nice beak m8 have u been uploading again???
Christoph : only like 1 file ffs
Rhino: lmfao get virgin media'd
by Ardyhad February 19, 2011
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