Urban spaceman: I'm the urban spaceman babe, but here comes the twist
I don't exist
Rural spaceman: Sucks for you
I don't exist
Rural spaceman: Sucks for you
by eR0R February 25, 2008
Get the URBAN SPACEMANmug. A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
by EmeraldCat September 4, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A person or persons who wears a chic outfit with:
- a coffee cup in hand (usually from starbucks;drink:chai tea)
- a crocheted loose hat
- a huge leather bag filled with nothing
SOMETIMES wears sunglasses and hemp jewelery
Walks around Downtown talking on cellphone or just walking for no apparent reason (tends to announnciate syllables incorrectly)
- a coffee cup in hand (usually from starbucks;drink:chai tea)
- a crocheted loose hat
- a huge leather bag filled with nothing
SOMETIMES wears sunglasses and hemp jewelery
Walks around Downtown talking on cellphone or just walking for no apparent reason (tends to announnciate syllables incorrectly)
by Gingaspice April 27, 2009
Get the Urban Vibemug. Quote from iPad
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 5, 2012
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A person in dark clothing who darts out in front of your moving car at night. Any person appearing out of nowhere in an urban setting.
God damn these urban ninjas! You can never see where they come from. One day I'm gonna accidently run over one of these motherfuckers on the way to Taco Bell!
by Sgt. Abe Carver October 3, 2004
Get the urban ninjamug. by panetta September 20, 2006
Get the urban gogglesmug. Urban Vinyl is an art form which began in the late 1990's that falls somewhere between high art and action figure design. These vinyl figures carry a graffitii artist sensibility and are usually produced in small runs (between 500 and 2000). The urban vinyl toy craze started in Hong Kong, with artist Michael Lau credited with starting the trend. The design of the toys is mainly done by graffiti artists, musicians, djs, illustrators, and comic book artists from places like Hong Kong, Japan, New York and San Francisco. For example, Takashami Murakami, the Japanese artist and designer, has had his art in the Tokyo Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Museum of Fine Arts, Boston, and now he has urban vinyl toys. Frank Kozik of San Francisco, a well known rock poster artist, has begun creating a series of toys in Japan and here in the states. Sometimes the toy is designed completely by an artist – body, clothes, accessories and paint. At other times the artist designs the shape and then another artist paints it. Some of the toys were created by as many as 12 different artists. Urban Vinyl figures have become collector's items sometimes selling for hundreds or even thousands of dollars.
Spawned by the incorporation of hip hop into Asian and American popular culture, Urban Vinyl also very often depicts figures from the genre (such as Michael Lau's depiction of the LMF rappers from Hong Kong) or other facets of youth oriented, urban pop culture.
Spawned by the incorporation of hip hop into Asian and American popular culture, Urban Vinyl also very often depicts figures from the genre (such as Michael Lau's depiction of the LMF rappers from Hong Kong) or other facets of youth oriented, urban pop culture.
by Vasili February 3, 2006
Get the URBAN VINYLmug.