Any stupid and/or annoying male or female, who pulls in front of your car like you don't need sixteen to eighteen feet to stop without crashing into them, or anyone who gets on your nerves and it seems like if you shouted this term at them you would feel better about the whole confrontation.
Them: "you stupid son of a bitch, what were you thinking"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"
You: "I was thinking you are a Twat Waddler"
by Siddius October 09, 2010
A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.
by Tilt Tubesock November 15, 2010
by Hezra79 February 06, 2017
Mozzarella Twat(noun)
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
by ShawnathanNunes December 11, 2013
Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"
Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
by ManiaMoron December 12, 2014
It's like the hokey pokey, but with vaginas.
Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?
Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!
booty dance pussy
Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!
booty dance pussy
by Blarc March 24, 2016