by Lordofspam September 25, 2008
1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
by frieze July 15, 2003
An undesirable person who is outside the mainstream, especially in the general area of social competency. You wouldn't want to go camping with a turd knocker, and you certainly wouldn't want him nailing your sister.
Although our dear president is clearly a turd knocker, Hugo Chavez ought not to call him names because our president is OUR turd knocker.
by hoze-a November 12, 2006
A homosexual male.
by Choccy Log July 09, 2016
Drama Turd (noun) – A Drama Turd was originally a Dramaturge, a person with a position of research and development in a theater. However, a Drama Turd gets their head so far up their own ass that everything they do is shit. Often actors are forced to listen to the Drama Turd speak for hours on end in a mind numbing attempt at character development. This usually results in boredom or complete confusion due to the Drama Turd’s ass-talking desire to sound intellectual at all costs. Often Drama Turds seem to have some magical hold over the director which leaves the cast wondering if oral gratification could be at work behind the scenes.
“OMG the Director let the pseudo intellectual Drama Turd speak to the cast for over an hour about the underlying meaning of the play’s symbols and metaphors and it bored the shit out of us. The annoying pretentious crap that comes out of the Drama Turd's mouth is crazy making.”
by Scheisse Ninja May 26, 2010
Timberlake is such a Turd Tucker
by Johnny Dogrib October 18, 2008
by chase March 09, 2005