Ham Train

A nickname for a man's penis.

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.

by popeamadeus June 08, 2010

Poo Train

A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Watch out for that poo train over there, someone's going to slip on that and break their neck

by nounentity October 18, 2017

Wang-train

When you have two girls and 3 guys(one gay, one bi, and one straight.) The first guy takes it in the ass from the girl who has a strap-on while the girl is being done by the bisexual guy. The second girl is doing the bisexual guy while the straight guy does the second girl in the ass. It's all anal of course.

We called an escort service and asked if they had a couple girls to do the wang-train, they hung up immediately!

by s. Braaten June 19, 2007

Trim Training

The act of committing a savage yet purposeful man-handling on your "downtown district".

- "Hey Mortimer, Check out the chick on the cover of the new FHM.."
- "Man, she's Grade A, Gerald! **snatches magazine** If you need me i'll be in the bathroom trim training!!!"
- "You salty dog you...."

by Jay B. R. March 16, 2008

fap train

Like a train where you see the carriages one after another. A fap train is masturbating again and again and again.

I hurt more than after a 5 hour fap train.

by SexyPanda17 November 25, 2012

Sugar train

When a sugar baby has a sugar baby

Neil is the middle of a sugar train, they’ve got a sugar mama and a sugar baby!

by WorldRenownedJolfer June 19, 2021

Graeve Train

Unruly drunk before 7 p.m. Your name and birthdate are obviously your first name and your residence is in the right hand lane of the interstate.

Man, last night I got hit by the Graeve Train.
Yeah man I don't remember anything.

by Matisyahu11 August 03, 2012