Modern-Day Vampire

One who believes they are a vampire in current times;

one in a clique for those that obsess over vampires in fiction and/or non-fiction snense

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one who actually participates in vampire rituals and religion
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a poseur, a goth that dresses as a vampire gawth goff fake wannabe
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by Zigg Crow September 07, 2004
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Vampires Dark Rising

Prepare for treason, backstabbing bitches and poisonous alliances. Although rated 12+, definitely not suitable for under 18, due to the explicit avatars in-game and cheesy B.B.E. lovestories. Proceed with caution.
Oh you're on an amazing Vampires Dark Rising talon run? Let me self claim you.
by đarƙy October 10, 2016
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Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.
Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.
by zoobileezoo April 18, 2009
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Son of a sparkling vampire

Stephen Mayer has done it, she turned the fucking scary, bloody thristy vampire into a SPARKLING fairy. Now when you want to call somebody gay, this will get the job done
*edward step into sunlight... and sparkle...*
Me: Damn it, you fucking son of a sparkling vampire. DIE
by Lord Solar October 30, 2010
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Vampiric Suck And Fuck

When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant
by TheKumquatKid January 13, 2021
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vampire tits

Breasts so unattractive they should never see the light of day.
Steve vurped when she removed her bikini.
"Vampire tits!" he thought, as he turned off the merciful lights.
by fuzzygreysocks November 16, 2010
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naughty vampire

the act of performing oral sex on menstruating partner
naughty vampire
by you burnin January 15, 2011
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