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Techno Hell

When a person is entrapped in a seemingly inescapable evil vortex of technology problems. For example, a person is required to reset their password, but first they must provide their old password, which they cannot remember, and the password program doesn’t provide an option for “Forgot Password.” So the person finally finds a “Help” number to call, and after being automatically placed on hold while waiting for a representative, the call is disconnected.
Noun: After being trapped in techno hell all morning, she finally gave up trying to change her password.

Noun: Following a computer crash, she was in techno hell when she tried to set up her new computer and restore her files.

Adj. (acting as a compound modifier) She had a techno-hell morning at work.
by Texas Logophile January 8, 2020
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Hell Hole

Like a glory hole but with a surprise.
When you fine a gooey hole with sharp edges don’t put your cock in it, you will most likely lose your cock.
“Dude, chad put his cock in the Hell Hole and she bit it off.”
by The Taint Sniffer November 22, 2018
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hammered hell

Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.
You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.
by Jl77diver January 6, 2014
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Ghetto Hell

A mixed drink comprised of 4 parts Colt 45 and 1 part vodka.

Usually consumed in a humourous light as opposed to for actual enjoyment of the combination.

An easy way to become hammered quickly and with a few laughs along the way.
After a pint of Captain Morgan, ghetto hell sounded like a grand idea to the young lad.
by The Hambone November 6, 2009
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Catchin' Hell

When everything is going wrong in your life: financially, socially, physically, etc

When bad luck always happens to you
Damn, my wife cheated, im dead broke, and I lost my voice from screaming, im fucking catchin' hell!
by easy e89 May 16, 2010
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Captcha Hell

When you're stuck in a endless loop of Captcha image match whether it be constantly getting the Captcha wrong or where you get it right but the images keep shuffling wanting you to complete more.
I would have posted on the forum sooner but I was stuck in Captcha Hell for 5 minutes.
by Madam Fortune October 5, 2020
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chub of hell

A nocturnal erection that lasts all night and aches from the tip right down to the root.
Did you sleep well dear?”
“No, I caught a glimpse of nipple through your night dress and have had the chub of hell!”
by juicebox June 30, 2019
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