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Thomas Johnson

A creepy unpleasant man who will follow you home in the rain.
I think I was followed by a Thomas Johnson the other day.
by Penis Glory August 16, 2015
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Thomas

A name of the American descent commonly used to refer to a person who has an unusually large penis. Also, Thomas is always willing to do something stupid for some laughs and while he may be butt-ass-naked running down a dock, he is still the life of the party.
Person 1: "Man, Thomas was crackin' my ass up last night!"
Person 2: "I know man, me too. I can't believe he really did that (and didn't even get paid)."
by T Freakin' C June 4, 2009
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meg thomas

Meg Thomas sucks nigger nutz. Very nervous and nervous for this weekend but sucks in dead by daylight
by Meg Thomas August 15, 2017
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Thomas M Cooley Law School

The largest ABA accredited law school in the United States. The main campus is located in downtown Lansing, Michigan. Cooley is famous for its lax admissions, but infamous for its difficulty and attrition rate. The faculty sets extremely high standards for all law students. Unlike other law schools, Cooley still uses a pure Socratic method and all exams are closed book. Cooley students are required to take courses that other law schools deem electives. Some of these courses include: Secured Transactions, Business Organizations, Taxation, Wills, and Evidence. Now in its 36th year, Cooley continues to graduate large classes of well qualified, well prepared lawyers. Cooley’s good reputation will continue to grow as more and more graduates achieve success in the legal profession.

Cooley is somewhat of an underdog law school that gives individuals with lower GPAs or LSAT scores a chance to earn Law Degrees. Cooley is often criticized and mocked by elite law school. However, their criticisms are almost always unfounded and often amount to nothing more than blue blooded snobbery and elitism.
Jim must have worked his butt off because he survived his first term at "Thomas M Cooley Law School".
by Tax Laywer DTP February 19, 2010
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thoad

similar in origin to 'choad', this variation can be considered quite the opposite. It is a penis that is so long and thin, that it drapes down one leg like a piece of string, and often emerges from the bottom of the trousers.

Also used a term of abuse, often used to mean someone who has shagged your girlfriend, or eaten the last slice of pizza.
"Oh my God, I gotta thoad!"
"Peter, you fucking thoad!"
by bellster July 12, 2006
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Thomas

A person who is better than everyone, smarter than anyone, and secretly has super human powers. Like being Awsome. Everyone knows who he is. Girls want to date him. Guys want to be him. He is as smart as an Asian and cool as a popular kid. He is the best person you will ever know. He is better than all. He rules all!
"Ryan is not a Thomas", Says Ben
by TommyTime May 14, 2015
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run a thomas

when a bunch of guys take turns banging a girl, one after the other after the other...like a train
6 guys wanted to run a thomas on one chick, but she was tired after the second
by lubadubdub October 30, 2007
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