thoad

similar in origin to 'choad', this variation can be considered quite the opposite. It is a penis that is so long and thin, that it drapes down one leg like a piece of string, and often emerges from the bottom of the trousers.

Also used a term of abuse, often used to mean someone who has shagged your girlfriend, or eaten the last slice of pizza.

"Oh my God, I gotta thoad!"
"Peter, you fucking thoad!"

by bellster July 12, 2006

thoad

Throwed as a toad = thoad

Person 1: I work at the Apple store now.
Person 2: Damn son, thats thoad!

by Jawn P December 6, 2006

thodoris

Thodoris is a tall,loyal,honest and pretty boy of greek descent. Thodoris usually wants to be a leader and he is very good at sports.

Thodoris is so talented!
These girl is definitely attracted to Thodoris

by Theiki grammi June 23, 2020

thados

To claim victory, even after you've lost, and badly.
To 'pwn with easy'.
To die testing a 'parashoot'.

Named after the stupidest player to ever stumble onto a WoW server

SIF I lost that duel, im pulling a thados, I pwned you with easy !!

Dude, you suck, that was a total thados
Yeah, my parashoot didn't open :(, dumb horde !

by creamcheese February 22, 2005

Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.

I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.

by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020

Thad

A Thad is basically a mega Chad. A Thad is like a Chad but more powerful. Don't get on the bad side of a Thad or he will continuously yell "FIGHT ME BRO" at you.

Joaquin: Dude look at that Chad he gets all the ladies
Derik: Thats no Chad, THATS A THAD. LOOK AT ALL THE LADIES HE'S GETTING AND HE'S ONLY BEEN ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM FOR A WEEK!

by Marty Mac Ass Farty July 6, 2019

thadtime

'Thadtime' refers to ridiculously long time it takes for one named Thad to perform a task. All the while, time for Thad seems to move at a snails pace and he believes he can accomplish a huge amount of tasks in a very short time. Poor Thad is completely oblivious to the fact that he told someone he would be done in 10 minutes over 2 hours before. It is extremely unwise to refer to 'Thadtime' within earshot of Thad as it seems to invoke extreme agitation. Anyone who wishes to associate with him must be aware of Thadtime and adjust his/her life around it, as he will not acknowledge or change his Thadtime behaviour.

Thad: I'll be done with fixing this bike in 20 minutes. Tops.
Me: Ok, so I'll start dinner in 2 hours thadtime, then?
Thad: No, I just said 20 minutes!
Me: Ok, hun..sorry.

2 hours later.....
Me: Dinners done!
Thad: Ok, in in 5.
Me: (super quietly) ok, see you in the morning...

by Thads Babycakes June 28, 2011