ultra-liberal

American idiots with incredibly liberal ideas who push for extreme left-wing reforms and policies. Usually intolerant of those who disagree with them.

Prime examples: Michael Moore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy.

by Flatlander April 22, 2005

kumbaya liberal

Knee-jerk thinkers, politicians and other individuals of the far left who tend to (a) believe force is never an answer, (b) talk about problems, rather than do something about them, and/or (c) be relatively uninformed about the facts concerning a given issue or situation as well as uninterested in learning about them.

I'm so sick of those kumbaya liberals chanting "no blood for oil"! Don't they realize that the matter is just a "wee bit" more complicated that that?!

by Aaron S. May 1, 2003

classic liberal

A conservative, usually encountered on the internet, who won't cop to being a conservative, and wants to be thought of as progressive when they haven't a single progressive stance.

"I believe in small government and capitalism, hate abortion and voting rights, but I'm a classic liberal."

by aveobelle June 27, 2021

Liberal douchebag

The disorder is characterized as an overwhelming desire to be noticed and willingness to engage in any attention-seeking on non-conformist behaviour to the betterment of their agenda. They are never wrong, have a disdain for any capitalism or any facts that go against their ideology. They are hateful hypocritical and have a unwarranted need to be against almost anything and anyone who does not fall exactly in line with their warped view of the world that only they feel is the “the way things should be”. They lie, deceive and make up and exaggerate facts all in accordance to their agenda

“That self serving liberal douchebag is the most arrogant prick one would ever meet.”

Almost any issue, point or fact ever brought up with any liberal douchebag can be answered by one of the following by a Liberal Douche-Bag

A. Uh, huh? Total CRAP, same baloney you hear on Fox news or “World Nut Daily”

B. As Spock says, "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few."

C. Ronald Reagan is responsible for this entire mess NOT list their favourite liberal icon.

D. This can all be traced back to killing Muslims for oil and the CIA's installation of the Shah.

E. Your choice: (1) The 2000 election was stolen or (2) The 2004 election was stolen.

F. A review of the key arguments: (1) I am never wrong; (2) Refer to 1.

G. This conversation is over.

H. Move on to something real... OR call a time out and arrogantly remark “go study the issue”

I. The days of the stupid white male are over, get used to it

by visgoth April 21, 2010

Battered Liberal

Another Sterotype created by the Conservative Hate Culture to promote stereotypes against liberals. See Conservative Sucker Punch

Typical Heard on Right-Wing Political Hate Radio.

ex: Rush Limbaugh

Everyone laughed at the Wingnut who called the person he was debating a Battered Liberal.

by Bob_the_Patriot December 5, 2007

Faux-liberal

Someone who constantly talks about their liberal viewpoints to overcompensate for other things. These people say they are liberals but don't believe in equal rights for women, own guns, or have other traditionally conservative viewpoints.

Rob, you are such a faux-liberal.

by lasagna89 August 22, 2012

Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)

Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears

by Joe Luis March 24, 2021