by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018
When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.
by Flahugulus Bouglar August 01, 2019
When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
by batmanhere September 08, 2011
When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost “
by GaydolfStiffler July 02, 2022
When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.
Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.
by Yep_checks-out August 06, 2018