candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Sneaky Sausage

A term used by rapists to diminish the seriousnes of their actions when commiting unconsented anal sex on a partner during consented vaginal sex.

Wording typically used by by those that commit intimate partner rape. I shoved it in her ass before she could react, My girl was so surprised when I gave her that sneaky sausage, she banged her head on the headboard.

by Lavosk June 14, 2023

sausage noggin

The head of a penis.

Instead of thinking with his head, he's thinking with his sausage noggin.

by Dee-Rock June 25, 2012

sausage linkin'

The lower version of "muffin topping." When a lady's thighs roll out of the bottom of her shorts, creating a sausage link effect.

Dang! Did you see that lady sausage linkin' out the bottom of her shorts???

by 007Gina007Sausage August 22, 2010

Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.

"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."

by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021

Sausage smackdown

When a man has a woman pinned down with his knees on her arms so she can't move them. He proceeds to smack her repeatedly in the face with his penis

Jenny was being a complete bitch so I laid the sausage smackdown when she was laying on the bed

by evandude September 11, 2011

Blood sausage

Your dick. After period sex, enough said

As soon as I pulled out I knew I had blood sausage

by Anerdwhogetslaid September 9, 2016