Jewish cheese rachet

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.

I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

by Secret spaghetti sauce March 17, 2025

Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.

Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape

by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025

jewish ace

A colloquial term referring to the practice of going an entire day without spending any money. originating from Oak park Michigan

“The doctor said his girlfriend paid for everything all day for his birthday. Damn, that’s a Jewish ace!”

by et55 October 22, 2025

Jewish Circumcision

Jews are circumcised to show their faith in God and their connection to Abraham. It is a part of the Jewish tradition "Brit Milah".

Howard: Yo Paul! Benjamin just got a Jewish circumcision.
Paul: Awesome dude!

by bouletman12 October 28, 2025

Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.

Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed

by anonymous October 28, 2025

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025

Jewish Scarf

When she puts her mouth where the rabbi took your foreskin and gives you a blowjob

Carmen hits me with a Jewish Scarf last night and I thought I was going to have to call the Rabbi again

by Dickmeatjones November 20, 2025