End Table Ass

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

professional table chef

(n.) the person you are embarrassed to go to a restaurant with because they ALWAYS send their plate back multiple times in order to get (1) a new, hot plate of food (2) free meals, desserts, coupons for future visits, etc. (3) an apology from the manager (4) put on the restaurant's 'do not serve' list

Yeah, we went downtown to that new place and she ordered a cheeseburger...she ate half and then said it wasn't cooked well enough...then when they brought a whole new one she decided she wanted cheddar and not provolone...THEN they brought that and she said the first one was better and she wouldn't pay for it...the manager came out and gave her a coupon for a free entree, apologized, and said her meal would be on the house. I can't stand professional table chefs! Go home and cook!

by leclassique November 10, 2010

5th Table Leg

A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!

That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!

by John Kazz September 25, 2007

russian table spoon

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

wards dinner table

dont eat there!!!!!!!!!!
mrs ward farts!!!!!!

o crap....the wards dinner table...mrs ward will fart on us

by agc homie May 5, 2003

Periodic Table 105

Periodic Table 105 is a refrence to the substance Dubnium

Cory: "Hey man, my mom just got released from the hospital"
Dave: "Periodic Table 105"
Cory: "What?"

by xyvgamer June 29, 2021

jew high table

The jew high table refers to both an elite council of jews as well as the table they meet at itself, the identity and location of which, respectfully, is completely unknown to the public. Positioned at the very top of the world's shadow government, it operates solely through puppet organizations, namely the Illuminati, the UN, the EU, and every major world government. Many of its operations are kept completely secret to the public despite this, such as their operations on the Moon, which was hollowed out to build massive jew mind control frequency broadcasting infrastructure in the 1980's.

The jew high table's decision is unanimous; Post Malone will be dead by the end of the year.

by DeafMilk August 2, 2021