Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
by Mischievous Megan June 09, 2022
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The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA
Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise
by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
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Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
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Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.
The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise
by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018
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Surprise ketchup

A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas
I like to surprise ketchup my friends

Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy
by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023
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surprise head

When he knows you won’t give him head so he forgets about it but then you surprise him.
I waited till he was asleep and then I gave him surprise Head, he woke up and was very happy!
by Idothiswhenimbored January 20, 2018
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Nasonex Surprise

A "nasonex surprise" is when a male ejaculates into his partners nostrils by surprise while recieving oral sex.
John gave me a nasonex surprise and I haven't been able to smell right since.
by Sallysixtoes November 13, 2010
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