Kuzniewski Surprise

When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!

Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!

Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.

by batmanhere September 9, 2011

Glizzy Surprise

A giant man gapes your anus while sliding a glizzy into your once tight hole.

Yo domanic did jaquarius give that glizzy Surprise last night?

Yeah man my ass is so lose it got stuck up there for a minute that shit was scary but damn it made a nice snack.

by Creamed.Glizzy October 17, 2020

surprise farty

When multiple people fart in rapid succession. Occurs only when the successive farting is unintentional.

My friends and I downed some amazing chili. Twenty minutes later, four of us ended up having an awesome surprise farty.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

Surprise Sisters

When two friends randomly text each other or shout “Surprise” at any moment.

“Hey Morgan, guess what?”
“What is it?”
“SURPRISE!”
“Yassss Surprise Sisters!”

by All The Tea Sis January 27, 2019

Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019

surprise body

When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.

Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything

by August Harley-Williams December 24, 2011

Plumeveil Surprise

1) Being caught (i.e. espied) when in the midst of washing one's genitalia in someone else's sink.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.

1) Jessica: Charles, get out of my fucking dorm room, right now.
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!

2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."

3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."

by AnonTheInvincible October 15, 2010