Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
by Mischievous Megan June 09, 2022
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The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA
Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise
by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
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Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
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Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.
The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise
by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018
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Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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Surprise Popper

Another name for a boner that one gets for no reason.
by Campfire Donkey May 08, 2015
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salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows
i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes
by coloie November 29, 2021
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