I gave my word to stop at third

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.

Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.

by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008

Folgers Stop

Folgers Stop
A kind of pit-stop one makes within minutes of drinking of cup of Folgers Coffee. A Folgers Stop usually entails running to the nearest bathroom or tree, to have explosive, burning diarrhea.

Elisea - "Hey, why is Jessica holding onto her butt and running toward that tree?"

Tamara - "Oh, she just drank a cup of Folgers Coffee. She probably had to make a Folgers Stop"

by Jessica, Tamara & Elisea December 21, 2008

beef stop

Walking around in crowded areas and you realize that you have to stop for not to shit in your pants. You stop, tighten your ass balls and pretend you find something interesting, because it's not possible to walk normally and tight your ass balls at the same time.

In a supermarket with friends: 'Hey, why does Peter stop to look at those ridiculous clothes?"
Friend answer: "Probably a beef stop to keep it in there"

by nice bever August 16, 2011

pouty stop

When a female stops in the middle of the road and pouts because of something mean a male has said.

Male- Your forehead looks huge.
Female- *Pouty stops*

by pacoman757 December 11, 2010

don't stop believin

Signature song of rock band Journey, possibly one of the greatest songs ever written and one of those songs that almost everyone knows and loves.

1:Dude, did you hear jim doesn't know the lyrics to don't stop believin?
2:Thats that song by Boston Right?
1:Dude, seriously?

by runawayscott February 27, 2008

Truck Stop Push Pop

N.

A glory hole maneuver conducted in a truck stop restroom in which you convince the person on the other side of a lavatory wall to open their mouth at the hole in preparation for some man-meat, promptly drop-trou and forcefully push out a big chunky fudge dragon through the glory hole into their mouth.

I was trying to take a shit when some homo trucker named Seabass came in and started talking to me, I told him to open up wide and I gave him the old truck stop push pop.

by Big Tex RLW October 22, 2010

sleazy stop

a word for a ghetto gas station or shop. they usually just have gas and some porn mags.

Dude, how can you stand working at that sleazy stop?

by Alex91 October 26, 2006