selectsaddison

You Don’t know Jess aka selectsaddison then there something wrong whit you, she’s the kindest human being and I’m her number one fan, hope someday she will notice me

This is for my idol Jess aka selectsaddison

by Selectsaddison November 28, 2021

Selena

Do not depend on selenas they think everything is a joke they think they are so funny I hate her sm might as while die than to depend on Selena

Person:hey Selena could you help me with homework it's due tomorrow
Selena:yeah sure after I finish this game it'll be over in 30 minutes
*The next day*
Person:WTH SELENA MY HOMEWORK IS DUE IN 10 MINUTES AND I DID NOTHING
Selena:HAHA GET PRANKED LMAO
Person:ITS NOT FUNNY IM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE IF I DONT TURN THIS IN
Selena:CHILL OUT ITS JUST A JOKE

by Everyoneofyousucks December 2, 2021

Scelevitationality

Scelevitationality is the friendly, celebratory, invitational, hospitable, and service-oriented reception of people, creating the first-encounter experience of a lifetime.

yo I went to the Well last night and they were so friendly, celebratory, invitational, hospitable, and service-oriented towards me; I think the only appropriate word to describe those people is that they are full of scelevitationality!!!

by rubinta January 12, 2022

Selemnies

Peers of which are annoying

"You guys are such Selemnies."

"We're not annoying!"

by EuphonicMasterpeice March 6, 2022

selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.

Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.

by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022

Selena

I OOVE SELSNA SHES SO AWESOME

me: I love Selena

Person: I don’t
Me: (I kill then)

by CHICKLEPICK April 30, 2022

Selena

A girl that has a good emo avatar in Roblox. Is kind in real life but is kinda rude. She likes bedwars but sucks at it. But is good at the mode called Gun Game.

Selena said, "I'm cracked at the gameeeeeeeee."

by Bozo #100000 May 4, 2022