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Softly-stalking 

Going somewhere in hopes to run into a crush to solicit interest without going to the extremes of stalking, aka constantly checking up on Facebook and messaging said person
She went to a different coffee shop than usual to softly-stalking the guy she met last week
Softly-stalking by SweepIt June 8, 2015

turtle sticking it's head out 

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.
"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!

Glympse stalking 

Checking on the GPS location of a person after they have enabled the Glympse tracking app on their smartphone.
I see that you stopped at the grocery store before coming home because I was Glympse stalking you.

Facebook stalking 

Facebook Stalking consists of monitoring Facebook activities of Facebook users.

Like regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the stalkee but, unlike regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking is not illegal as it's the stalkee self that spontaneously posts information online about him/herself.

As you might know, posting contents on Facebook (or anywhere else online) means publishing content.

Facebook stalking is generally accepted by the voyeuristic victims but sometimes they complain being *stalked*. This shows either ignorance in the use of these new media platforms (and in the law) or eagerness to accuse their neighbor of the very same evil they suffer from. In psychology this behavior is called projection.

In addition, being a Facebook user stalked for real or not, nobody can know it, due to strict Facebook rules which prevent users to know who visited their profile.
Guy A: You know dude, my ex is Facebook stalking me!
Guy B: And how do you know it?
Guy A: I don't: it's just my gut feeling...
Guy B: Get over it, dude!

carpet snacking 

When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.
My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.
carpet snacking by trace brock January 11, 2019

mentally stalking

when you are constantly thinking about someone.. and whenever someone brings them up you think of all the things they have said/ done with you.. so not stalking in the creepy way just continuously thinking about someone
god i always catch myself mentally stalking matt
mentally stalking by Destiny547 February 7, 2019