Squirrel

A scampering piece of ass. Often found in college bars or malls. An attention getting, fast moving chick that needs to be pounced. Often seen wearing pony-tails, short shorts, and Ugg boots.

"I'm trying to catch a little squirrel in here tonight." or "Hey, there's a lot of young squirrel in the food court today."

by Spidertactics April 8, 2010

Texan Squirrel Dip

when you are vaginally t-bagging a girl, while having anal sex with her.

I really need to find a girl so i can give her a texan squirrel dip.

by [Def]-Sean M [Word]-Richard W January 30, 2009

squirrel tag

A game that involves 3 or more people a group of friends run around like idiots and try and tag a squirrel. Very simple rules:

1: The squirrel must be alive
2: Must be out in public
3: If whoever wins, is diagnosed with rabies withen 2 weeks after the game, the game continues

Doctor: Im sorry, but you seem to have caught rabies. Thats why squirrel tag is bad
Person: What?! Rabies?! GAME ON! ::runs outside without pants or shoes chasing squirrels::

by Vulg4r November 10, 2006

The Squirrel

The Action Of inserting your nuts in a girls vagina while fucking.

I can belive tom gave the girl The Squirrel

by Joey252life January 10, 2008

Squirrel Brains

Alternative name for testicles.

I told a girl I had AIDS after I fucked her, so she kicked me in the squirrell brains!

by Skott December 12, 2004

squirreled

Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY

"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"

by M. Hermann June 1, 2005

Flying Squirrel

Sex position in which the female is sprawled on the bed, face up. The man stands up on the bed and proceeds to wrestling jump on her, aiming for the vagina.

I totally flying squirreled this bitch last night. I missed the first 26 times, but it was totally worth it.

by grass itch November 13, 2014