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Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!
by JCEG November 25, 2006
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Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”
by WonderBlox November 3, 2021
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Fresh split

Is Lola single?
Yeah, her and her boyfriend are a fresh split, so she might be a little vulnerable right now.
by gemgalgetsheated February 1, 2020
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split-vote

a voting system in which two candidates from different parties are voted for. May also be used as an attributive adjective, as in a split-vote system.
A split-vote is not in practice in Nepal.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 January 29, 2015
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The Underwater Splits

when you are forced to watch someone doing the under water splits over and over again until you almost drown
I'm not going to Johnny's house again. I can't watch any more of The Underwater Splits.
by Lorraine Haul May 21, 2024
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split the pan

"Jesus, you should have seen the size of that turd I just let out, it split the pan!"
by Mortiis February 7, 2017
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