spizel

Another word for giz or cum.

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.

by tom May 13, 2005

The penis sizes

Smallest to largest based on name
Harrison
Morris
Tom
Tim
Fred
Chris
Lee
Eric
Zander
Landon
Miguel
Abe
Luca
Samuel
Dave
Chad
Damien
Evan
Robert
Justin
Taylor
Gabe
Matt
Cole
Zack
Captain
Noah
James
Jarvis
Paul
Caden
Jacob
Shinnosuke
Daisuke
Arlo
Johnny
Ryan
Shinta
Christian
Mason

I read the penis sizes... it looks like my name is close to James. How bout yours?

I’m close to Evan...

Oh really because I’m close to Daisuke!

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 8, 2019

Kaiser soze

Mysterious charactor from The Usual Suspects.

****Spioler**** Kaiser soze is Kevin Spacey aka Verbal Kent.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

Penis Size

in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!

"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"

PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS

by binga boy October 9, 2005

seize

when u mix a lot of baccy with a little weed

SEIZE ME!!!!

by SEIZEME!!!!!! December 21, 2016

size

Size is another name for cool.

Oh man, have you seen Simon? He's so size...

by Staceee July 24, 2005

Slizer

Elite Hax0r

Man, Slizer is GOD!

by OMGWTFASL November 22, 2003